Tumblr (3.0; @mokkee)http://mokkee.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbcbab96d79241faeeedfe4d0695ac30/tumblr_mkfs8dBfpZ1r8mmrfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107578345http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107578345Wed, 22 May 2013 20:01:28 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6268eba9bf83eb7769815151ccecb4ef/tumblr_mmvs8zWBO21ru3ss4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107555606http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107555606Wed, 22 May 2013 20:01:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2e175f722384c037b8ca9825190200f7/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/46301cbf86b54effdd04cf3732aec392/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fd5ad5a1848da7e7918d22a9be97a93d/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3fcf1979d46092c1557cce841be76b91/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d17728f5eac534336241ea54be39624/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/738cfe029a960b7eb0243123930f9a37/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ab1ee1d0ec7554a3f44424b87777ceb6/tumblr_mn7n41e6KX1r9ee4eo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107545082http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51107545082Wed, 22 May 2013 20:01:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/95d7ebc8c6772513e25fd408d72025b4/tumblr_mn65kfbwPx1qa6s9eo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e3f9e5358c11465bd3074492852140c/tumblr_mn65kfbwPx1qa6s9eo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106510277http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106510277Wed, 22 May 2013 19:47:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pg2ohV1e1r87i11o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pg2ohV1e1r87i11o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pg2ohV1e1r87i11o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pg2ohV1e1r87i11o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://leeoonnn.tumblr.com/post/51104521657" class="tumblr_blog">leeoonnn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bridmpreg.tumblr.com/post/29417426778/alyssaties-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"> </a></p></blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106491111http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106491111Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:51 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coagulates.tumblr.com/post/43869269903/someone-fall-in-love-with-me-i-am-bored">coagulates</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>someone fall in love with me i am bored</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106460285http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51106460285Wed, 22 May 2013 19:46:28 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geometricdeathtrap.tumblr.com/post/50310975900/metallikato-generallegendary-metallikato">geometricdeathtrap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135731267/generallegendary-metallikato-jewelstaites">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://generallegendary.tumblr.com/post/50135350345/metallikato-jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good">generallegendary</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/50135015602/jewelstaites-how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jewelstaites.tumblr.com/post/48312176055/how-to-give-a-good-handjob-bop-it-pull-it-twist">jewelstaites</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>how to give a good handjob</p> <ul><li>bop it</li> <li>pull it</li> <li>twist it</li> </ul></blockquote> <ul><li>harder</li> <li>better</li> <li>faster</li> <li>stronger </li> </ul></blockquote> <p>You pull your left hand in<br/>You pull your left hand out<br/>You pull your left hand in<br/>And you shake it all about!</p> </blockquote> <p>Cha cha real smooth</p> </blockquote> <p>none of you ever touch a penis</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51030417952http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51030417952Tue, 21 May 2013 20:33:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45cfftguT1qfn5oeo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51030306108http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51030306108Tue, 21 May 2013 20:32:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://satans-fabulous-blog.tumblr.com/post/50708194810/morphingly-brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat">satans-fabulous-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://morphingly.tumblr.com/post/28534074534/brightredkettle-are-you-the-sat-because-id-do">morphingly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brightredkettle.tumblr.com/post/28433893263/are-you-the-sat-because-id-do-you-for-3-hours-and">brightredkettle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes</p> </blockquote> <p>with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029534306http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029534306Tue, 21 May 2013 20:22:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sewphia.tumblr.com/post/33662114873">sewphia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029350852http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029350852Tue, 21 May 2013 20:20:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b90e9ffb3fcb7088ecde81d08cafeef8/tumblr_mmbfizHSEz1rnpclso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029306446http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/51029306446Tue, 21 May 2013 20:19:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://salmiakkivodka.tumblr.com/post/45142790149/societal-expectations-of-sex-dont-make-any-sense">salmiakkivodka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex</p> <p>But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage</p> <p>But homosexuality is bad</p> <p>I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995777509http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995777509Tue, 21 May 2013 12:20:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0c58cb62dfae709ca9686990ab8f1651/tumblr_mi990izFgk1qfm5exo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995694398http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995694398Tue, 21 May 2013 12:18:46 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c-pp2ODjrbM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50993477208/oklahoma-tornado-survivor-finds-missing-dog" class="tumblr_blog">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview</p></blockquote> <p>Oh my god</p>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995662380http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995662380Tue, 21 May 2013 12:18:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://robertoluongo.tumblr.com/post/41761761410/in-grade-8-i-did-a-power-point-presentation-on">robertoluongo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke</p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995278822http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995278822Tue, 21 May 2013 12:11:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shessosumptuous.tumblr.com/post/42789448593/so-homosexuality-is-a-sin-but-high-heeled-sneakers">shessosumptuous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t</span></p> </blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995157855http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50995157855Tue, 21 May 2013 12:08:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d762fa4ad2636d0d2ab835c9d544f52/tumblr_mmx3fzE57Z1qjf3u1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://shirtlessboys.tumblr.com/post/50615880250/by-bearandvodka" class="tumblr_blog">shirtlessboys</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>by </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/bearandvodka/">bearandvodka</a></p></blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50618385689http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50618385689Thu, 16 May 2013 21:18:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de4c051770b82e03d92ea4d1e727fd9e/tumblr_mmvig8zJM91qdrhkyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://drunkblogging.tumblr.com/post/50555505997/shout-out-to-my-main-squeeze-jack-daniels" class="tumblr_blog">drunkblogging</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>shout out to my main squeeze jack daniels </p></blockquote>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50556674490http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50556674490Thu, 16 May 2013 00:34:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d95de15185e1450e09425e6a06a4831d/tumblr_mjzgrx4SZ51qfaioqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50549289151http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50549289151Wed, 15 May 2013 22:46:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaa7e2ee88651d0b3a3871276cc7b675/tumblr_mmp9kkJQHi1r1ncyao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50546105282http://mokkee.tumblr.com/post/50546105282Wed, 15 May 2013 22:08:34 -0400