You know it’s bad when your drinking wine so bad that you want plug your nose to drink
lydialemieux: hello again friend of a friend i knew you well i come and go was waiting for the world to end
Does anyone else ever just want to disappear to see who exactly would notice or care? Ya… Me neither
I think Scott Pilgrim vs. the world is one of my favorite movies all time
Truth is, I'd really hate to see you with someone...
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too...– Why You’re Single by Amanda Crute (via fawun)
Anonymous asked: Are you ready to fall in love? and stay.
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
We might die from medication, but we sure killed all the pain. But what was normal in the evening, by the morning seems insane. I’m not sure what the trouble was that started all of this. The reasons all have run away but the feeling never did. It’s not something I would recommend, but it is one way to live. Cause what is simple in the moonlight, by the morning never is.
sodamnrelatable: when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you
inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: inbox: knock knock whos there may I come in? may I come in who? may i come in you
doctorangel: jakemalik: hungryzekes: kanyewesticle: holynipples: kanyewesticle: jakemalik: kanyewesticle: *whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that *bites lip* oh yeah baby *touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that *pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper what *pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper wtf...
It’s kinda shitty when you text all of your friends to hang out, and waiting for a response, fall asleep at like 9, only to wake up and see no one texted you back.